The King of Shitcoins fell gravely ill, and no doctor could cure him. Rumours spread that he was cursed by a powerful Master Of Dark Spells. Desperate, the court turned to the Highest Master of Memes, who uncovered a magic recipe for recovery. But one vital ingredient was missing: 10 satoshi from an Old Whale’s wallet, predating the Great Chain Reset.

Such satoshi were nearly impossible to find, as most keys from that era were lost, along with 60% of Bitcoin’s supply. With no solution in sight, the Kingdom sank into despair, calling that period the Shitcoin Ice Age.

Then, one fateful day, the kingdom was bathed in a golden glow. From the celestial Heavens of Top 10, an Old Whale descended into the Hells of Never Listed, bringing the ancient power of Bitcoin. Injecting satoshi by satoshi into the liquidity pool, he restored vitality to the realm. The King recovered swiftly and asked the Old Whale how he had known of their plight.

"It was simple, Your Majesty," the Old Whale replied. "Through deep non-doing, I saw your suffering in the warm stillness of nothingness. This is the power of doNONdo."

From that day, the people of the Shitcoin Kingdom embraced doNONdo, transforming their realm from the Hells of Never Listed into the Heavens of Top 10.